alkisah

ada dua oknum lets call them 'acquintances'
long they have not met each other

on a gloomy sunday
an afternoon awaits for murky showers

oknum satu bertanya: "have you just woken up?" (on a 4pm sunday afternoon!)
oknum dua terkejut!
(dan terbengong2) "what? me? kenapa gitu?????"

the much older oknum satu replied "your face..."
"my face? (thinking its blushing red cos of the heat inside the room) hooh anget banget sih disini!" answered oknum dua.

ternyata interpretasi yang sok tau dan sok kece
si oknum satu pun melanjutkan statementnya "yeah, your face, they look.. you know, swollen."


"eh?" (muka datar -----------------------------------------------------------------------) OKNUM DUA
lalu berpikir (dengan sedikit sinis), ini maksudnya a mild way to say 'have you gain weight?'


sweet.